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5 MICES WILL DEFEAT A CAT · AT A DEMOCRATIC ELECTION
HOW DID IT HAPPEN · WE HAVE FORECAST · BUT NO WEATHER
I ALWAYS MEASURE THRICE · SO I CAN STEP ON THE RAKE MORE PRECISELY
IT’S NEVER TOO LATE TO STUDY · DAMN IT · 15 MINUTES UNTIL THE EXAM
MY CAT ENJOYS WEATHER FORECAST · CLOUDS LOOK LIKE MICE TO HER
MY DEAR CHARMING WONDERFUL ADMIRABLE WEATHER FORECASTERS · STOP LYING
MY MOM PUNISHES ME WHEN I’M LYING · BUT NO ONE CAN STOP WEATHER FORECASTERS
OK · I DIDN’T MANAGE TO GET AHEAD OF THE TIME · BUT AT LEAST IT’S OUT OF BREATH
TIME = MONEY · MY ECONOMIC MODEL CONSISTS OF TWO ALARM CLOCKS
WHEN A STORK CARRIES A CHILD · DOES HE KNOW IF THIS IS AN EARLY BIRD OR NIGHT OWL
WHEN MY SOUL SINGS · THE BODY WANTS TO PLAY TAMBURINES

 

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